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Boudreaux and Thibodaux Jokes

Down here on the Bayou State we have a lot of Cajun people named Boudreaux and Thibodaux. Once I checked the Baton Rouge phone book and half the people in there were named Boudreaux and the other half was Thibodeaux. We even have dawgs down here named Phideaux and Geaux Tigers. We tell a lot of Boudreaux jokes down here on the bayou. If you have heard a good Boudreaux joke lately, then please email it to me and I will post it here on this web page. In fact, if you have heard any good jokes at all I will post them if they ain't dirty.

Boudreaux Jokes

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Default Cajun Fishing Story

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outta night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his
mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal
dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat
ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's
arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat ha cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint of moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit
dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He look
down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.

 

Boudreaux and Fontenot are walking down a street in Houston when they see a sign on a store that reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.'

Boudreaux says to his pal, 'Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Abbeville, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know..'

They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas accent,
'I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are from Louisiana , ain't ya?'

'Well...yeah,' says a surprised Boudreaux. 'How come you know dat!'

'Because this is a dry-cleaners.'   

 

I've got some bad news. There will be no more Boudreaux & Thibodeaux jokes. Boudreaux passed away and left a will. He wanted to be buried at sea. Thibodeaux drowned trying to dig his grave.

 

Boudreaux and Marie take a vacation to the Cajun Riviera, Holly Beach Louisiana. They had a great time.  Boudreaux buried Marie in the sand on the beach. Then Marie buried Boudreaux in the sand. It was so much fun. Boudreaux buried Marie in the sand. They had so much fun. A year later Boudreaux sat back and was thinking of how much fun they had on the beach. He thought it was so much fun that maybe he would go back there and dig her up.

 

Boudreaux was paddling his pero (boat) down on the bayou and he passed by Thibodaux's camp.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Crabgrass- Me gonna go catch me some crabs, me."

Thibodaux laughs and say, "You fool, you can't catch crabs with crabgrass."

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of crabs and show them to Thibodaux.

 

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pero and passed by Thibodaux's camp again.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Duck-tape- Me gonna go catch me some ducks, me."

Thibodaux laughs and say, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duck-tape."

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of ducks and show them to Thibodaux.

 

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pero and passed by Thibodaux's camp again.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Pussiwillow."

Thibodaux say, "Wait a minute, I'm going with you. "

 

 

One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were watching TV. A good commercial about a movie came on and it said, "Coming To A Theatre Near You." Boudreaux looked at Thibodaux and said, "Thib how they know where we live?

 

Boudreaux and Thibodaux were sitting in a Houston Bar. They ordered 2 beer and chug-a-lugged. Then they jump up and gave a high five and shouted, "26!"

Then Boudreaux and Thibodaux ordered 2 more beer and chug-a-lugged. Then they jump up and gave a high five and shouted, "26!"

The bartender thought about this and couldn't stand it. "I get the part about a high five, but I do not get the part about 26."

Boudreaux and Thibodaux said, "That is easy. We can explain."

So they go out in the parking lot to their old truck, get a child's puzzle, and walk back into the bar. 

Boudreaux and Thibodaux said, "Look-a here on this box. It ways right here on the side. Two to five years. And we put it together in 26 days. "

 

 

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