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Boudreaux and Thibodaux Jokes

Down here on the Bayou State we have a lot of Cajun people named Boudreaux and Thibodaux. Once I checked the Baton Rouge phone book and half the people in there were named Boudreaux and the other half was Thibodeaux. We even have dawgs down here named Phideaux and Geaux Tigers. We tell a lot of Boudreaux jokes down here on the bayou. If you have heard a good Boudreaux joke lately, then please email it to me and I will post it here on this web page. In fact, if you have heard any good jokes at all I will post them if they ain't dirty.

Boudreaux Jokes

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Cajun Fishing Story Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat ha cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint of moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.

• Boudreaux goes shopping for a bargain

Boudreaux and Fontenot are walking down a street in Houston when they see a sign on a store that reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.'

Boudreaux says to his pal, 'Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Abbeville, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know..'

They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas accent, 'I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are from Louisiana , ain't ya?'

'Well...yeah,' says a surprised Boudreaux. 'How come you know dat!'

'Because this is a dry-cleaners.'   

• Boudreaux dies

I've got some bad news. There will be no more Boudreaux & Thibodeaux jokes. Boudreaux passed away and left a will. He wanted to be buried at sea. Thibodeaux drowned trying to dig his grave.

• Boudreaux and Marie take a vacation

Boudreaux and Marie take a vacation to the Cajun Riviera, Holly Beach Louisiana. They had a great time.  Boudreaux buried Marie in the sand on the beach. Then Marie buried Boudreaux in the sand. It was so much fun. Boudreaux buried Marie in the sand. They had so much fun. A year later Boudreaux sat back and was thinking of how much fun they had on the beach. He thought it was so much fun that maybe he would go back there and dig her up.

• Boudreaux and the crabgrass

Boudreaux was paddling his pero (boat) down on the bayou and he passed by Thibodaux's camp.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Crabgrass- Me gonna go catch me some crabs, me."

Thibodaux laughs and say, "You fool, you can't catch crabs with crabgrass."

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of crabs and show them to Thibodaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pero and passed by Thibodaux's camp again.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Duck-tape- Me gonna go catch me some ducks, me."

Thibodaux laughs and say, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duck-tape."

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of ducks and show them to Thibodaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pero and passed by Thibodaux's camp again.

Thibodaux ax, "What dat you got in that pero."

Boudreaux say, "Pussiwillow."

Thibodaux say, "Wait a minute, I'm going with you. "

• Boudreaux and Thibodaux- smartest thing in the world

  Boudreaux and Thibodaux were working in the south Louisiana sugarhouse plant cutting that sugarcane and piling it up for cooking into syrup. They decide to stop for a coffee break down by the bayou.

  Boudreaux ax, " Thib, what is the smartest ting in the world?"

  Thibodaux tink about it, take off his LSU hat, scratch his bald head, and say, "I don't know Boud, what it is?"

  Boudreaux sip a cup of dat hot Community coffee and say, "A thermos bottle. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know?"

  Boudreaux and Thibodaux- Employment at NASA

  Boudreaux and Thibodaux work in a Louisiana sugarhouse plant down by New Iberia. The primary function of the sugarhouse is to cook the sugar cane after the harvest. They cook the sugar cane into syrup. The plant does not operate 12 months out of the year like most industrial plants. After the cane is cooked and prepared the plants shut down for months at a time. A few people work full time on cleaning up the plant and maintenance. The rest of the employees either live off the land, trapping, shrimping, or fishing.  Some find other part time jobs.

  Boudreaux and Thibodaux tried living off the land, but the shrimp were not running and they get bored.

  Boudreaux say, "Thib, I heard that they are hiring down at NASA in Houston. Lets see if we can get a full time job there."

  Thibodaux say, "Ok Boud, lets go."

  Boudreaux and Thibodaux go down to the personnel office at NASA and sit in line. After a while the personnel officer come out to the waiting room and ask Boudreaux to come in the office and sit down.

  The personnel officer ax, "What is your name?"

  Boudreaux say, "Boudreaux, me."

  The personnel officer ax, "What do you do for a living, Mr. Boudreaux?"

  Boudreaux say, "I'm a pile-it, me."

  The personnel officer say, "A pilot? We got lots of pilots here at NASA. You are hired. Be here first thing in the morning."

  Boudreaux get excited and jumps out of that chair and runs out to his friend Thibodaux and say, "Get in there fast. They are giving away them jobs left and right."

  After a while the personnel officer come out to the waiting room and ask Thibodaux to come in the office and sit down

  The personnel officer ax, "What is your name?"

  Thibodaux say, "Thibodaux, me."

  The personnel officer ax, "What do you do for a living, Mr. Thibodaux?"

  Thibodaux say, "I'm. a sugar cane cutter from South Louisiana."

  The personnel officer ax, "A sugar cane cutter from South Louisiana? We ain't got no jobs at NASA for sugar cane cutters."

  Thibodaux say, "You hired Boudreaux."

  The personnel officer say, "Boudreaux is a pilot?"

  Thibodaux say, "Well he can't pile-it until after I cut it."

  Well Boudreaux and Thibodaux get lucky and get a job at NASA anyway. But they get fired the next day. Because every time the PA system says "Launch." Boudreaux and Thibodaux take out their lunch box and start eating.

• Boudreaux and Thibodaux- The movie theater

One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were watching TV. A good commercial about a movie came on and it said, "Coming To A Theatre Near You." Boudreaux looked at Thibodaux and said, "Thib how they know where we live?

• Boudreaux and Thibodaux- The puzzle

Boudreaux and Thibodaux were sitting in a Houston Bar. They ordered 2 beer and chug-a-lugged. Then they jump up and gave a high five and shouted, "26!"

Then Boudreaux and Thibodaux ordered 2 more beer and chug-a-lugged. Then they jump up and gave a high five and shouted, "26!"

The bartender thought about this and couldn't stand it. "I get the part about a high five, but I do not get the part about 26."

Boudreaux and Thibodaux said, "That is easy. We can explain."

So they go out in the parking lot to their old truck, get a child's puzzle, and walk back into the bar. 

Boudreaux and Thibodaux said, "Look-a here on this box. It ways right here on the side. Two to five years. And we put it together in 26 days. "

• More Boudreaux and Thibodaux Jokes- search Google

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