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What To Bring to Smoke School
The most important thing to bring is a positive attitude. Whitlow Smoke Schools are different. People have fun and they pass.
The next most important thing to bring is appropriate clothing. This is outside training. During the winter dress in layers. I wear insulated long johns, insulated coveralls, hunting coats, warm wool socks, and boots. We build campfires wherever they are permitted. If it is raining I bring a raincoat. We conduct most of our training under picnic shelters or tarps, but you still may get wet coming from your truck or going to the restroom. During the summer, I wear shorts and tee-shirts unless we are having the school inside of an industrial plant location. In industrial plant locations, you should bring proper clothing, steel toe shoes, and a hardhat.
You do not have to worry about bringing the following, because we furnish them:
Clipboard
Ball point pens
Test forms and test sheets
Ringelmann smoke charts
Instruction sheets for reading opacity during the test and in the field
Fresh hot coffee
Ice cold bottled water and sodas
Donuts when we can find them- Call us ahead of time 318-361-2355 or email smokeschool@yahoo.com if you plan to pass a bakery on the way and you don't mind picking them up. Bring your receipt.
Free lunch
Free raffle tickets for door prizes
Prizes for those who make the best scores
Special notice for state and federal employees from Uncle Buck, a retired state and federal employee. None of the above have any value of $50 or more. Lloyd Blount, Paul Laird, and I are all retired Louisiana DEQ employees and we have dealt a few times with the Ethics Board. Union, Justice, and Confidence, the Louisiana State Motto on our flag.
What you do need to bring
The Louisiana State BirdAttitude is everything. You can do anything if you have the attitude. I remember back when I was playing football for Coach Charlie Brown's Fighting Neville High School Tigers. People used to tell me, "You can't win. You folks are just plane too little. "
I said, "I saw a yellow jacket that was that little, about a half inch long. Made a 7,000 pound black angus bull jump a barbed wire fence with 8 strands of barbed wire on it- just like that. The bull got just a little attitude adjustment.

Whitlow Smoke Schools are informative and fun- like another day at the Beach- some beach somewhere- Fun- When was the last time you had fun at smoke school? Beware of flying clipboards at other smoke schools. Been There done That. That is how I lost my hair.

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