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What to Bring to Whitlow Smoke School

 

The most important thing to bring is a positive attitude. Whitlow Smoke Schools are different. People have fun and they pass.

The next most important thing to bring is appropriate clothing. This is outside training. During the winter dress in layers. I wear insulated long johns, insulated coveralls, hunting coats, warm wool socks, and boots. We build campfires wherever they are permitted. If it is raining I bring a raincoat. We conduct most of our training under picnic shelters or tarps, but you still may get wet coming from your truck or going to the restroom. During the summer, I wear shorts and tee-shirts unless we are having the school inside of an industrial plant location. In industrial plant locations, you should bring proper clothing, steel toe shoes, and a hardhat.

You do not have to worry about bringing the following, because we furnish them:

Special notice for state and federal employees from Uncle Buck, a retired state and federal employee. None of the above have any value of $50 or more. Lloyd Blount, Paul Laird, and I are all retired Louisiana DEQ employees and we have dealt a few times with the Ethics Board. Union, Justice, and Confidence, the Louisiana State Motto on our flag.

 

What you do need to bring

Attitude is everything. You can do anything if you have the attitude. I remember back when I was playing football for Coach Charlie Brown's Fighting Neville High School Tigers. People used to tell me, "You can't win. You folks are just plane too little. "

I said, "I saw a yellow jacket that was that little, about a half inch long. Made a 7,000 pound black angus bull jump a barbed wire fence with 8 strands of barbed wire on it- just like that. The bull got just a little attitude adjustment.

 

Whitlow Smoke Schools are informative and fun- like another day at the Beach- some beach somewhere- Fun- When was the last time you had fun at smoke school? Beware of flying clipboards at other smoke schools. Been There done That. That is how I lost my hair.

Special Method 9 Excessories:
M9-LC Lawn Chair Assembly, Reclining Call for Quote
M9-SV Sun Visor (For Head) High
M9-FF Official Method 9 Flip-Flops Low
M9-BT Beach Towel Very Low
M9-CSG Cheap Sunglasses Expensive
M9-BSC Beer Soda-Pop Cooler Cold
M9-DP Doodle Pad Notebook What?
M9-TS Official (looking) Method 9 Tee Shirt We Pay You
M9-BSH Beer Soda-Pop Hugger Negotiable
M9-SCN Sun Tan Lotion, Sunscreen SPF 45 Cheap
M9-TAN Sunscreen SPF 10 ( less screen, darker tan) Less
M9-LB Lip Balm Personal
 

My caricature Uncle George at smoke school and Special Method 9 Accessories provided by Environmental Supply Company. If you need environmental supplies, this is the place to go.

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