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Whitlow Smoke School Fees and Discounts For Multiple Attendees, First Time Customers, and Environmental Consultants
Government Grants-Reimbursement for smoke school and all training fees-Incumbent Worker Training Program IWPT
Whitlow Smoke School Current Fees
Whitlow does the job right the first time with one day training programs. With over 30 years experience we know smoke school. We work with you until you understand the fundamentals so you can pass the test quickly and get back to work. We teach you the secrets of how to pass the test the first time. You save money by avoiding the waited extra days of training trying to pass the EPA Method 9 Certification Test. We save you money in manhours and hotel rooms. Use the best. We are not the cheapest but we are the best, without a doubt.
We do appreciate it if you can pay your fees in advance. However you are not required to pay your fees in advance. We mail your certificates within 3 weeks of the school date even if the fees are unpaid. I am a retired Louisiana DEQ inspector and I know that during inspections, you need to present a certificate. Let us know if you need your certificate sooner and we can fax it to you. We accept purchase orders, checks, and all credit cards. If you have paid your fees in advance and decide to cancel your school, you can choose any other school on the schedule at no extra cost. We can also give you a credit due for your next school.
Several of you are entitled to discounts or free smoke school- see below. Be sure to indicate this when you register.
Our Current Fees
Also see discounts below

Discounts effective October 1, 2008
First Time Company or Plant Incentives:
We are so sure that when you try Whitlow, you will never go anywhere else for opacity.
These first time customer incentives do not apply to private schools.
Click here for details about discounts for first time customers
Estimated fees for private on-site smoke schools at your plant
Other fees for other services
Expert witness in court- $100 per hour office work and in court plus travel expenses
Public speaking engagements- $500 per hour office work and in court plus travel expenses
Methods of fee payments? / How can you pay smoke school fees?
1. Credit cards- Master Charge, Visa, American Express, etc
2. Checks- personal and business
3. Purchase orders- we do not mark fees paid until we get the check
4. Electronic bank transactions and payment- Since you all will be retuning customers, this is an excellent method of payment.
Please do not pay smoke school fees with cash.
We focus on getting all certificates in the mail within 3 weeks of the smoke school date even if you have not paid your invoice.
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There's nothin' in the world that I like better than
Bacon, lettuce and home grown tomatoes
Up in the morning and out in the garden
Pick you a ripe one, don't get a hard 'un
Plant 'em in the springtime eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' and the diggin'
Every time I go out and pick me a big'un

Home grown tomatoes, home grown tomatoes
What'd life be without home grown tomatoes
There's only two things that money can't buy
That's true love and home grown tomatoes
You can go out and eat 'em, that's for sure
But there's nothin' a home grown tomato won't cure
You can put 'em in a salad, put 'em in a stew
You can make your own, very own tomato juice
You can eat 'em with eggs, you can eat 'em with gravy
You can eat 'em with beans, pinto or navy
Put em on the side, put em on the middle
Home grown tomatoes on a hot cake griddle
If I could change this life I lead
You could call me Johnny Tomato Seed
I know what this country needs
It's home grown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cold dark cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
Where I could be pushin' up home grown tomatoes

Listen to Home Grown Tomatoes
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Yes- ...Amen Brothers and Sisters
Just one more thing. The Bible teaches us that it is better to give than to receive. I did not really believe that when I was 11 years old. I would rather get than give. Over the years I have leaned that we should spread the Christmas spirit of giving year round. Jesus said that if we give to the Lord, then we get it back doubled or something like that. We are supporting Northeast Louisiana Food Bank, Goodfellows of Monroe Louisiana, St. Vincent de Paul Society, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, EWTN, St Joseph Indian School. Contact us if you would love us to support any Christian charity in your area.
It ain't over until the fat cat sings
