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FEES

Whitlow Smoke School Fees and Discounts For Multiple Attendees, First Time Customers, and Environmental Consultants

Government Grants-Reimbursement for smoke school and all training fees-Incumbent Worker Training Program IWPT

Whitlow Smoke School Current Fees

Whitlow does the job right the first time with one day training programs. With over 30 years experience we know smoke school. We work with you until you understand the fundamentals so you can pass the test quickly and get back to work. We teach you the secrets of how to pass the test the first time. You save money by avoiding the waited extra days of training trying to pass the EPA Method 9 Certification Test. We save you money in manhours and hotel rooms. Use the best. We are not the cheapest but we are the best, without a doubt.

We do appreciate it if you can pay your fees in advance. However you are not required to pay your fees in advance. We mail your certificates within 3 weeks of the school date even if the fees are unpaid. I am a retired Louisiana DEQ inspector and I know that during inspections, you need to present a certificate. Let us know if you need your certificate sooner and we can fax it to you. We accept purchase orders, checks, and all credit cards. If you have paid your fees in advance and decide to cancel your school, you can choose any other school on the schedule at no extra cost. We can also give you a credit due for your next school.

Several of you are entitled to discounts or free smoke school- see below. Be sure to indicate this when you register. 

Our Current Fees

Also see discounts below

1. Classroom only- $125 per person    (EPA recommends the classroom for first time attendees and every 3rd year thereafter)
2. Field-test certification only- $250 per person    (EPA requires this EPA Method 9 field-training  every 6 months to maintain opacity smoke reader certification)
3. Both class and field- $375 per person
4. Optional nighttime certification- $250 per person additional- you must take daytime certification as well
5. Immediate family members of registered paying attendees. FREE- (Limited to open enrollment schools that are not conducted in industrial plant settings.) This is for fun. This free school does not apply to people who work in a field where opacity reading or Method 9 Certification is needed to conduct the job. If you are a family member of a paying registered attendee and this training is not needed for your job, be sure to write FREE FAMILY on your registration form and on the top of your test paper.
6. Full time collage students not employed in an environmental field- FREE
7. The unemployed- Free
8. Answers to questions- $10
9. Answers that require thought- $15
10. Correct Answers- $20
11. Pure dumb looks- Still Free
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• Discounts effective October 1, 2008

  1. 10 attendees or more- 5%
  2. 20 attendees- 10%
  3. More than 20 attendees call for prices.
  4. Additional 5% discount, or t-shirt, pocket knife- Refer a Friend to Smoke School
  5. Environmental Consulting Companies 10% Discount if you agree to spread the good news about our smoke schools to your customers. Or a 20 % discount if you agree to spread the good news about our smoke school and provide us with contact information about your customers. Download a contract for Environmental Consultants

   

  First Time Company or Plant Incentives:

  We are so sure that when you try Whitlow, you will never go anywhere else for opacity.

  1. If you had smoke school with another provider within 3 months of your first Whitlow School- Attach a certificate or receipt to your registration and get a 50% discount for your first Whitlow Smoke School.
  2. If you are registered for but have not paid for an upcoming competitor smoke school- Attach a copy of the invoice or registration and get a 50% discount for your first Whitlow Smoke School.
  3. If you have registered and paid for an upcoming competitor smoke school- Attach your receipt and come absolutely free the first time.
  4. First time customer discount: If none of the above apply to you and you just want to try Whitlow for the first time, get a 10% discount.

  These first time customer incentives do not apply to private schools.

  Click here for details about discounts for first time customers

   

  Estimated fees for private on-site smoke schools at your plant

  Other fees for other services

  Audits for your visible emissions compliance with your permit- $100 per hour per employee for office work and plant time plus travel expenses

  Expert witness in court- $100 per hour office work and in court plus travel expenses

  Public speaking engagements- $500 per hour office work and in court plus travel expenses

  Methods of fee payments? / How can you pay smoke school fees?

      1. Credit cards- Master Charge, Visa, American Express, etc

      2. Checks- personal and business

      3. Purchase orders- we do not mark fees paid until we get the check

      4. Electronic bank transactions and payment- Since you all will be retuning customers, this is an excellent method of payment.

  Please do not pay smoke school fees with cash.

  We focus on getting all certificates in the mail within 3 weeks of the smoke school date even if you have not paid your invoice.

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  There's nothin' in the world that I like better than
  Bacon, lettuce and home grown tomatoes
  Up in the morning and out in the garden
  Pick you a ripe one, don't get a hard 'un
  Plant 'em in the springtime eat 'em in the summer
  All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
  I forget all about the sweatin' and the diggin'
  Every time I go out and pick me a big'un
  

  Home grown tomatoes, home grown tomatoes
  What'd life be without home grown tomatoes
  There's only two things that money can't buy
  That's true love and home grown tomatoes
  
  You can go out and eat 'em, that's for sure
  But there's nothin' a home grown tomato won't cure
  You can put 'em in a salad, put 'em in a stew
  You can make your own, very own tomato juice
  You can eat 'em with eggs, you can eat 'em with gravy
  You can eat 'em with beans, pinto or navy
  Put em on the side, put em on the middle
  Home grown tomatoes on a hot cake griddle
   

  If I could change this life I lead
  You could call me Johnny Tomato Seed
  I know what this country needs
  It's home grown tomatoes in every yard you see
  When I die don't bury me
  In a box in a cold dark cemetery
  Out in the garden would be much better
  Where I could be pushin' up home grown tomatoes
  
  Listen to Home Grown Tomatoes

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