The Irishman and the Blonde

Contributed by Bill Mack, The Midnight Cowboy, The Texas Hall of Fame WBAP Fort Worth country music all night DJ which you can hear again on Willies Place on Sirius Satellite Radio.

The Irishman was shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted desert island for 10 long years.

For 10 long years he searched the horizon in hopes for a rescue.

Then one hot afternoon he saw a small black speck about 4 miles away.

The black speck kept getting closer and closer and larger and lager.

Eventually he could tell the black speck was a wet suit.

And inside the black wet suit was a drop dead gorgeous blonde.

The blonde kept walking up to him with a radiant smile.

When she came to him, she asked, “When is the last time that you had a good puff of the finest Cuban cigars?”

The Irishman sighed and replied, “10 years.”

The blonde slowly unzipped the right sleeve of her wet suit and took out a box of Belicosos Finos.

Then she asked, “When is the last time that you had a good taste of the finest Irish whiskey?”

The Irishman sighed and replied, “10 years.”

The blonde slowly unzipped the left sleeve of her wet suit and took out a fifth of Jameson Limited Edition 15 years.

Then she asked, “When is the last time that you played a round?”

Then slowly and meticulously she proceeded to unzip the middle zipper of her black wet suit.

The Irishman became elated and asked, “Oh me God, You wouldn’t happen to have a set of golf clubs in there, would you?”

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