Boudreaux Joke Jet Fuel Dec 11, 2011

 

 Boudreaux and Thibodaux were a couple of drinking buddies who
 worked as aircraft mechanics at de Bayou Teche, Louisiana, International Airport.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
nothing to do.

Boudreaux say, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

 Thibodaux say, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink de jet fuel and
 get a buzz.'

So dey pour demselves a couple o glasses o high octane gas and get
completely smashed.

De next morning Boudreaux wake hissef up and is surprise at how good
he feel.

In fact he feel GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nuttin!
Den de phone ring. It's Thibodaux. Thibodaux say, 'Hey, how you are dis
mornin' ?'
Boudreaux say, 'Better than I deserve, how bout you?'

Thibodaux say, 'I feel great, too. You dun' have a hangover?'

Boudreaux say, 'No dat jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nuttin'.

We ought to do dis more often..'

Thibodaux say, ' Yeah, well dey's just one ting.'

'Wha's dat?'

 'Have you farted yet?'

 'No.'

 'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Shreveport !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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