Whitlow Smoke School On-site Smoke Schools Private or Open Enrollment with Louisiana Flavor

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Private on-site smoke school by the Smoke Commander and Whitlow crew from West Monroe Louisiana, the home of the Duck Commander and Duck Dynasty. Let us come and put on a show for your hard working folks. Contact Ashley, Mandy, or Amy at the home front office and discover the very best in customer service and a positive southern lady attitude. Our professionalism, showmanship, and friendliness starts with the first phone call. We are proud of who we are and what we do. We are WHITLOW. Whitlow staff has well over 100 years combined environmental health and safety experience. We are the experts and we train you in EHS and smoke school. We do not just issue certificates. We are available for on the job training at any time in any aspect of EHS. We will represent you in time of need if you ever receive any notice of violation for and issue. One call that's all. 

This is Uncle George, the Smoke Commander and I am very proud of our fine staff in the office and on the road. I am certain that you are aware that your employees dread smoke school. They would rather visit the dentist than attend smoke school where they can get malaria, sun stroke, poison ivy, and the seven year itch trying to pass the test. All the other smoke school providers are so concerned with making the EPA Method 9 certification test very hard to pass. The truth is they just have not read and comprehended the test procedures. The test procedures are just too simple for their brains to comprehend. They forgot that in the real world your air quality permit allows for 20% average opacity over a 6 minute period or maybe 5% opacity maximum. Ray Charles can read 5% and 20% blindfolded. These elaborate computer generated scientific random jumping all over the ultraviolet spectrum is not necessary.  Whitlow does not abide by the quota system where half of you fail the test every single time you take it. Our goal is not to blast you 4 smoke school runs a day without any practice. We are not running a foot race out here. We like to get plenty of practice and do the test once with vigor and get you back in the fishing boat. The vast majority of our people certify in EPA Method 9 opacity after the very first run of the day. You are welcome to send your hard working employees to the morning or afternoon session. You can depend on Whitlow. WE ARE Smoke School.

We are not all business. We have fun at smoke school we put on a show. That’s right Margaret, smoke school can be fun.  It is ok to laugh and have a good time. We cook gumbo, jambalaya, crawfish pie for your employees and bring coffee, ice cold cokes, refreshments, and donuts. You may want to invite your boss for the gumbo. Everyone loves Whitlow for the friendly service and many say they come just to eat. We are available for on-site private schools on-site open enrollment schools, or very large private schools for your entire company. We are available at the drop of a hat to travel anywhere in the world. Who you gonna call.

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